[Bonaparte]

He "accidentally" stashed 50 classified documents into his pants and socks. The he "accidentally" took them out of the National Archives. Then he "accidentally" destroyed some of them.

I came up with much better alibis than that when I was 6 years old -- just before my daddy "accidentally" whupped my backside.

[jocon307]

"I came up with much better alibis than that when I was 6 years old -- just before my daddy "accidentally" whupped my backside."

ROFLMAO!