[dagoofyfoot]

Normal biological functions which are shared by all


Yeah, but how normal are they when your not sure if you're breakin' wind or the kid next door is practicing his trombone?

[Hunble]

Yeah, but how normal are they when your not sure if you're breakin' wind or the kid next door is practicing his trombone?

Simply do what every other American male would do in that situation:

Blame it on your wife!