[dagoofyfoot]

"Hi! How's it going?" whenever I needed to break wind


Just Damn!


As an outside sales person we can't afford to be anything but squeaky clean.


But it seems like there's a Mexican Resturaunt and on every corner.


When ever a customer ask me what I feel like eating before a meeting, I just tell 'em, "Anything that won't turn my @$$ into a wind tunnel!"

All them frijoles can be a real deal killer.

[Hunble]

Shame on you for being a human with normal biological functions which are share by all.

Perhaps you need to seriously question the motivation of the people who complain about such normal functions.

When I was growing up, there was a term for people like this:

Anal Retentive.

Now, in today's distorted society, are we all reqired to conform the the whims and insanity of people like Monk?

Perhaps it is time for a Reality Check!