I feel a song coming on. Don't quite know the words, but it's to the tune of "Love and Marriage"
Socks and Flip Flops
Socks and Flip Flops
go together like...
Help me here someone!
goes together like...docs stuffed Berger socks??
Blacks and hip-hop?
Hogs and pig slop?
Grass and cow flop?
LOL! I think the story is that he was actually stuffing his underwear with them! Makes me think of Al Gore for some reason.
Socks and Flip Flops
Socks and Flip Flops
go together like...
Help me here someone!
...crooks and bad cops
I'm here to tell ya brother
Sandy and Johnny are liars.
Where's DFU's rendition of the "Sandy Pants Man" based on the "Candy Man Can".
There are sooooo many word plays thrusting forth from this event ... that alone should throw DNC honchos into agonies, regardless of the facts.
Did you see "Finding Nemo"? There was a character named Sandy Plankton who was always offscreen but often quoted as an authority by Nemo. In my little world where my brain offers unsolicited mnemonics, Clinton's former National Security Advisor will always be Sandy Burgler.
I also can't help but think of the ubiquitous Socks the Cat.
Socks and Flip Flops
Socks and Flip Flops
bag purple hearts
and swipe your top se-cret docs;
This I tell you brother,
you can't have fraud
you can't have theft
without the faaa-aar left.
Socks and Flip Flops
Socks and Flip Flops
this institute will make you feel disparaged,
they pass a new tax or a homo marriage.
Try, Try, Try to understand them
they'll cause confusion,
Try, Try, Try and you will find,
they're in collusion.
Socks and Flip Flops
Socks and Flip Flops
bag purple hearts
and swipe your top se-cret docs,
John was told by Sandy
I put the secret docs
inside my dirty socks
now ain't that just Jim Daaaandy.