This is the mess Bubba built.
These are the docs
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
Berger's the rat,
That took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
Uncle Sam is the cop,
That chased the rat , that took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
These are the socks that tipped off the cop,
That chased the rat , that took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
This the Left Media tried to bury,
But Fox exposed the socks, that tipped off the cop,
That chased the rat , that took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
This is the campaign for Kerry,
That urged the Left Media to bury
The story that exposed the socks, that tipped off the cat,
That chased the rat, that took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
This man Kerry treats like a fairy,
That joined the campaign for Kerry,
That urged Big Media to bury
The Story that exposed the socks, that tipped off the cat,
That chased the rat , that took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
This is the hag of whom we're all wary,
That envies the man Kerry treats like a fairy,
That joined the campaign for Kerry,
That urged Big Media to bury
The Story that exposed the socks, that tipped off the cat,
That chased the rat , that took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
Only FOX with this news didn't tary,
Angering the hag of whom we're all wary,
That envies the man Kerry treats like a fairy,
That joined the campaign for Kerry,
That urged Big Media to bury
The Story that exposed the socks, that tipped off the cat,
That chased the rat , that took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.
But FReepers are not ordinary,
They saw that FOX news didnt' tary,
Angering the hag of whom we're all wary,
That envies the man Kerry treats like a fairy,
That joined the campaign for Kerry,
That urged Big Media to bury
The Story that exposed the socks, that tipped off the cat,
That chased the rat , that took the docs,
That lay in the mess Bubba built.