Mrs. Murphy: Help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Four fried chickens, and a coke.
You want chicken legs or chicken thighs?
No ma'am, four fried chickens. And a coke.
Let's hope Kerry is toast (and his replacement not Hillary) - that's one dry toast I can't stomach.