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Note for Howie Fans,he will be featured as "power player" of the week on Fox news Sunday @10:00 a.m.
1 posted on 07/20/2004 12:27:54 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
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To: Redcoat LI

Is that a secret document in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? LOL

Just pray it isn't Hillary, Helen Thomas, Boxer, Feinstein, Rosa DeLauro (please God, no...), Barbary Mikulski, "Deathmask" Pelosi, Janet Reno (not if you are remotely male), etc., etc...... LOL!

Are there any good looking Dem women?


42 posted on 07/20/2004 12:44:53 PM PDT by SpinyNorman (Al Queda, Al Jazeera, Al Gore, Al Franken: the four horsemen of the Apocalypse)
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Mistakenly? No.

But occasionally I stuff them down my pants to impress an intern who has snapped her thong at me.


46 posted on 07/20/2004 12:46:40 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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happens all the time!


47 posted on 07/20/2004 12:46:43 PM PDT by votelife (Calling abortion a women's issue is like calling war a men's issue!)
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On advice of counsel, I exercise my Fifth Amendment privilege and decline to answer on the basis that I might incriminate myself.


49 posted on 07/20/2004 12:46:53 PM PDT by Sloth (We have to support RINOs like Specter; their states are too liberal to elect someone like Santorum.)
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Is that a national security document or are you just happy to see me?


51 posted on 07/20/2004 12:47:20 PM PDT by xp38
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I have picture of an ex-GF naked from 1979, when we went skinny-dipping while house-sitting for a friend.

I'm not getting into any discussion of what I've stuffed down my pants, or why, since I'm in enough trouble in this forum.

53 posted on 07/20/2004 12:48:00 PM PDT by Fintan (Some...Ovaltine?????)
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The poll says that 21% of the respondents have mistakenly shoved top secret documents into their pants and taken them out of the National Archives.

See, I told you this was a wider conspiracy than merely Berger.


54 posted on 07/20/2004 12:48:20 PM PDT by Brilliant
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POLL:Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?

That ain't no secret document in MY pants, fellow.

55 posted on 07/20/2004 12:48:55 PM PDT by Lurking in Kansas ("There are two Americas, unfortunately for Edwards, neither one voted for him." Conan O'Brien)
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Are those documents in your pants or are you just glad to see me?


64 posted on 07/20/2004 12:57:24 PM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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what is it with the former kitten administration and
"the pants"? they are constantly either putting things
in "the pants" that don't belong in "the pants", or they were
unable to keep things in "the pants" that do belong in "the
pants". and then you have the odd scenario where the first
lady actually wore "the pants".

"the pants" just won't go away with these guys . . . .


66 posted on 07/20/2004 12:58:30 PM PDT by smonk
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I kept a letter from an old girlfiend in my underwear once, when I was younger. Much, much younger...


68 posted on 07/20/2004 12:59:18 PM PDT by Imagine
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Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?

Ha-rump, ha-rump, err, ummm, I have no clear recollection of stuffing any Top Secret Documents down my pants!

71 posted on 07/20/2004 1:06:41 PM PDT by TLI ( . . . ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA . . . . . .)
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Well, we know that he is wearing legal briefs


72 posted on 07/20/2004 1:07:59 PM PDT by NorseWood
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I don't understand the hoohah! After all, he is an advisor to an All American Viet Nam Veteran War Hero with Medals, or is it ribbons?

Let's face it, he did it cause he coulda!

74 posted on 07/20/2004 1:08:43 PM PDT by Young Werther
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Sandy, watch out for the staples!


75 posted on 07/20/2004 1:10:19 PM PDT by NorseWood
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I make it a rule to never vote in online polls (except the FR poll and occasionally the Slashdot poll), but now I've done it twice in two days -- this one and the "girly-man" poll yesterday.

Way, way too funny to pass up...

77 posted on 07/20/2004 1:18:23 PM PDT by kevkrom (My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
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Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?

No. There is nothing secret in my pants.

Really.

78 posted on 07/20/2004 1:19:34 PM PDT by AngryJawa (The Original Grumpy Gen-Xer)
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There's barely enough room now.


81 posted on 07/20/2004 1:37:56 PM PDT by connectthedots
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To: Redcoat LI; Chad Fairbanks

At least one Freeper has been caught with top secret armadillos in his trousers.


84 posted on 07/20/2004 1:48:18 PM PDT by MediaMole (Microsoft math: 1 inch = 2.4 centimeters)
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BERGER

Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants and taken them out of the National Archives?

Yes 21%
No 79%


86 posted on 07/20/2004 2:00:31 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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