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I'm not getting into any discussion of what I've stuffed down my pants, or why, since I'm in enough trouble in this forum.
Posted on 07/20/2004 12:27:51 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
Everytime I visit a National Archive,one or two documents of Historical importance winds up down my pants.
Boy was my face red the time I got home and the Bill of Rights was in my shorts
The Gettysburg address in my socks.
The Mayflower Compact under my hat.
And the Emancipation Proclamation in my shoes.
Seriously, my husband was career military with an eyes only clearance and he had to sign the documents out then sign them back in. I want to know who the abettors are here.
Is that a secret document in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? LOL
Just pray it isn't Hillary, Helen Thomas, Boxer, Feinstein, Rosa DeLauro (please God, no...), Barbary Mikulski, "Deathmask" Pelosi, Janet Reno (not if you are remotely male), etc., etc...... LOL!
Are there any good looking Dem women?
Re: "I stick money in my bra.
I've always wanted to visit the National Mint"
Hummmmmmm should do wonders for the figure (pun)
LOL Berger big time screw up BTTT
Mistakenly? No.
But occasionally I stuff them down my pants to impress an intern who has snapped her thong at me.
happens all the time!
Q: Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?
A: That depends on what your defintion of the word "pants" is.
All of your top secret pants are belong to us.
On advice of counsel, I exercise my Fifth Amendment privilege and decline to answer on the basis that I might incriminate myself.
Sort of like Algore on the cover of Rolling Stone. That might've been the Manhattan Project papers rolled up in his pants.
Is that a national security document or are you just happy to see me?
LOL :D
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I have picture of an ex-GF naked from 1979, when we went skinny-dipping while house-sitting for a friend. |
I'm not getting into any discussion of what I've stuffed down my pants, or why, since I'm in enough trouble in this forum.
The poll says that 21% of the respondents have mistakenly shoved top secret documents into their pants and taken them out of the National Archives.
See, I told you this was a wider conspiracy than merely Berger.
That ain't no secret document in MY pants, fellow.
LOL does he mean pants, slacks, jeans, chinos... Klintoon legacy the gift that keeps giving!
I put cigarettes in mine. Great hiding place especially if you aren't supposed to smoke. Cigarette in one cup and match in the other!
A: That depends on what your defintion of the word "pants" is.
That depends on what your defintion of "secret documents" is...
hehehe
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