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POLL:Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?
the Howie Carr Show ^
Posted on 07/20/2004 12:27:51 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
Everytime I visit a National Archive,one or two documents of Historical importance winds up down my pants.
Boy was my face red the time I got home and the Bill of Rights was in my shorts
The Gettysburg address in my socks.
The Mayflower Compact under my hat.
And the Emancipation Proclamation in my shoes.
TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: howiecarr; sandyberger
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To: Redcoat LI
Oh! Is that where all those paper cuts came from?
To: zlala
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:37:56 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: najida; cyborg
Money, lighters, my cigarettes when I am out in the yard. Good thing we wear that C cup, eh?
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:38:19 PM PDT
by
annyokie
(Now with 20% More Infidel!)
To: Diogenesis
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:38:46 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: Redcoat LI
Howie is doing a bang-up job this afternoon hammering this home.
Hilarious as usual!
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:38:53 PM PDT
by
bikepacker67
(Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
To: Redcoat LI
Do oranges and apples count? Now I'm not saying where I put them. It's just a fruit thingy. ;-)
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:38:59 PM PDT
by
areafiftyone
(Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
To: cyborg
To: randog
How Funny!! I laughed so hard I got sick to my stomach. No fair at lunch time!!!
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:40:43 PM PDT
by
tertiary01
( VOTE-- Kerry/Edwards--- Put Foxes in charge of the henhouse (Just kidding!!but not about the foxes))
To: Redcoat LI
Yep, I did that this morning. They itch like hell.
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:40:59 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Refuse to allow anyone who could only get a government job tell you how to run your life.)
To: cyborg
"I stick money in my bra."
I had know idea you were a dancer! :-)
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:41:10 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(To democrats the truth is personal.)
To: Diogenesis
To: Redcoat LI
POLL:
Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants? No, but I was never trying to impress Ms Plame.
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:41:32 PM PDT
by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: annyokie
So I guess that is why those rooms where you look at secret stuff have no windows. So folks can't see what you are really doing with those "secret" things such as papers, hard drives, notebook computers...
To: Rebelbase
Well now the secret is out ;-)
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:42:32 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: Redcoat LI
POLL:Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?Hillary: "I don't recall."
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:42:32 PM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: Redcoat LI
I stopped stuffing my pants with documents because the paper cuts were bleeding through.
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:43:12 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(To democrats the truth is personal.)
To: Redcoat LI
Those were not "Top Secret National Security Documents" in my pants. I was just glad to see someone.
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:43:23 PM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: nuconvert
Only after realizing they wouldn't fit in my SOCKS
You're going to stick that WHERE?!?
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:43:27 PM PDT
by
bondjamesbond
(Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown)
To: Redcoat LI
Have you ever mistakenly shoved top secret documents down your pants?No, but I once left my shorts in the National Archives.
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posted on
07/20/2004 12:43:45 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: cyborg
Prove it...Just kidding...
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