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To: Brilliant
his client inadvertently removed several copies

See, he's completely innocent. Who hasn't inadvertantly dropped classified documents down their pants and mistakenly ambled out of the National Archive with them?

"Well, you see, your Honor, I got confused after all that reading, and when I stood up to leave, I thought the 'return' bin was in my pants, so that's where I dropped the classified documents. I didn't even realize it until I got home and took off my pants and, whalla...there they were and I got scared, so, since I was standing by my shredder, I accidentally shredded a couple of them by mistake....see I'm totally innocent and when Hillary is President, she'll give me a pardon anyway, so no need to bother putting me in prison."
26 posted on 07/20/2004 5:59:54 AM PDT by TomGuy (After 20 years in the Senate, all Kerry has to run on is 4 months of service in Viet Nam.)
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To: TomGuy

The fact that the documents were one of a kind documents is further proof that it was intentional. No point in stealing documents if there is more than one copy of them anyway.


29 posted on 07/20/2004 6:02:10 AM PDT by Brilliant
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