But who hasn't accidentally had classified documents fall into their pants?
Heck, when Bubba and Bore visited Los Alamos, look at all of the missile plans that stuck to them, with that pesky static cling, on their way out of the door!
THIS JUST IN -
We have [BREAKING] the photo of the actual transfer of the stolen-911-Archived-documents
stolen by Sandy [Burglar] Berger and secretly transferred from Sandy's underwear to the Impeached Clinton.
Good point. Happens all the time. I was getting dressed this morning, looked down, and whaddya know? - the president's daily intelligence briefing from yesterday!