Sandy Burglar: "I inadvertantly stole and unintentionally destroyed the documents pertaining to US security
for a very important reason: To protect the myself, the Clintons and our "Mistress of Cover-Up" Gorelick.
Which documents to steal, you ask? Documents showing incremental changes in the "facts" as they were changed over time.
Why steal them, you ask? Well, I finally got my own copy of Gorelick's book "Destruction of Evidence"."
BREAKING
THIS JUST IN -
WHAT WAS SANDY BERGER-BURGLAR REALLY REALLY INTERESTED IN
WHILE OSAMA AND AL QAEDA WERE MURDERING AMERICANS?????
FLASHBACK:
"I was summoned to the office of National Security adviser Sandy Berger,
who chewed me out for not having a national security adviser.
So I opened the next season with Anna Deavere Smith as the national security adviser" -
Aaron Sorkin 
"WELCOME TO THE REAL AMERICA WHERE CRIMINALS GET TO BE
CELEBRITIES AND CELEBRITIES GET AWAY WITH MURDER."
"TO DIE FOR" Columbia Pictures
