[doug from upland]

"In the course of reviewing over several days thousands of pages of documents on behalf of the Clinton administration in connection with requests by the Sept. 11 commission, I inadvertently took a few documents from the Archives," Mr. Berger stated.
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How does one inadvertantly stuff papers down his pants?

[Howlin]

Or into a portfolio!

This fascinates me:

Mr. Breuer said the Archives staff first expressed concern to Mr. Berger during an Oct. 2 review of documents that at least one copy of the postmillennium report he had reviewed was missing. Mr. Berger was given a second copy that day, Mr. Breuer said.

So, he returns to look at documents and the staff tells him that a report he reviewed the LAST time he was there is missing, they give him another copy of said report, and now THAT report is missing?

[radiohead]

How does one inadvertantly stuff papers down his pants?

I wish I knew. I'm still struggling with and also accidentally threw away some documents

This guy was a lawyer. I'm used to practice law as well and there is no way in hell I would stuff papers in my bra or down my pants or 'accidentally' throw away some documents.

Obviously he wanted to have an accident with them and I hope they nail him to the wall for it.

[R. Scott]

How does one inadvertantly stuff papers down his pants?

He was thinking of Clinton’s bathroom hobby while reading the papers?

[Doctor Stochastic]

How does one inadvertantly stuff papers down his pants?

Or as (put your favorite here) said: "Are you stealing classified documents or are you just glad to see me?"