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DFU SONG: Last Kiss (oh my.....they caught Sandy Berger with something in his pants)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/19/2004 10:49:21 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - LAST KISS

Embarrassing, well to say the least...the right wing would have quite a feast
Bill Clinton was warned of the al Qaeda cells
He kept it secret from the Bush team and said, "Oh, what the hell"

Ashcroft had testified info wasn't shared...it's time for Clinton to be scared
He knew the truth...danger's great
But he's too busy, he had a date
When it's found out, people won't let it lie
Hillary, kiss your butt goodbye
They are to blame that we were hit
Those lying scum are full of it

Oh where oh where have the papers gone
Bill chose Berger, the choice was wrong
And just like terrorists they caught him by chance
Some agents had looked over as he's stuffing them down his pants

As the truth comes out, some will turn up the heat
Bush's team sees this as such a treat
Subterfuge from evil DemocRATS
It's no wonder that they're called sewer rats
Bill's lost his mind and screams under duress
"Monica, don't get it on your dress!"
Poor Sandy thinks there may be danger near
He's trembling as he says, "I'm out of here"
A coverup...will he join Bill for the ride
He says he'll be no Arkancide

Oh where oh where have the papers gone
Bill chose Berger, the choice was wrong
And just like terrorists they caught him by chance
Some agents had looked over as he's stuffing them down his pants

Did his package grow? What is in his pants?
I think we'd like to know...Sandy, time to dance
Oh, did his package grow? What is in his pants?
I think we'd like to know...Sandy, time to dance


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: berger; clintonlied; downhispants; sandyberger
As Mary Tyler Moore would say from a famous episode: A little laugh...a little dance...a little seltzer down his pants.
1 posted on 07/19/2004 10:49:24 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Chuckles Bites the Dust (vhs):

Amazon.com video review: This is perhaps the most famous episode of what was arguably the best TV situation comedy of the 1970s. When WJM-TV's children's show host, Chuckles the Clown, is accidentally killed by an elephant, while dressed as a peanut, his death provokes numerous newsroom jokes by Murray, Lou, and Ted--who are upbraided for their insensitivity by a shocked Mary. They all attend the funeral, and once it starts, Mary cannot hold back the giggles that well up until she is laughing uncontrollably. "Chuckles Bites the Dust" is at once incredibly human and supremely funny, with great performances from the entire cast. As Chuckles would say, "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants." --Marshall Fine

2 posted on 07/19/2004 10:51:47 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

Sandy Burgler may end up with a raw deal in his pants.


3 posted on 07/19/2004 10:56:02 PM PDT by dc-zoo
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To: dc-zoo

BwaHahaAHaAhHHAaaHaaaa!


4 posted on 07/19/2004 11:29:19 PM PDT by Republic Rocker
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To: All
Debka report -- CLICK.
5 posted on 07/20/2004 8:55:56 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
NBC WHITEWASH.
6 posted on 07/20/2004 9:24:58 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Why do you guys always have problems with your pants?


7 posted on 07/20/2004 9:26:44 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
WSJ --- BERGER STOLE DOCUMENTS 5 TIMES
8 posted on 07/20/2004 9:28:14 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
THEY CALL IN BRUCE "THE FIXER" LINDSEY
9 posted on 07/20/2004 9:31:10 AM PDT by doug from upland
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Lefty host Ron Kuby says it was no accident --- CLICK.
10 posted on 07/20/2004 9:32:43 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: All
SANDY COPS A PLEA
11 posted on 03/31/2005 7:34:37 PM PST by doug from upland (MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com)
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