Posted on 07/19/2004 10:49:21 PM PDT by doug from upland
Embarrassing, well to say the least...the right wing would have quite a feast
Bill Clinton was warned of the al Qaeda cells
He kept it secret from the Bush team and said, "Oh, what the hell"
Ashcroft had testified info wasn't shared...it's time for Clinton to be scared
He knew the truth...danger's great
But he's too busy, he had a date
When it's found out, people won't let it lie
Hillary, kiss your butt goodbye
They are to blame that we were hit
Those lying scum are full of it
Oh where oh where have the papers gone
Bill chose Berger, the choice was wrong
And just like terrorists they caught him by chance
Some agents had looked over as he's stuffing them down his pants
As the truth comes out, some will turn up the heat
Bush's team sees this as such a treat
Subterfuge from evil DemocRATS
It's no wonder that they're called sewer rats
Bill's lost his mind and screams under duress
"Monica, don't get it on your dress!"
Poor Sandy thinks there may be danger near
He's trembling as he says, "I'm out of here"
A coverup...will he join Bill for the ride
He says he'll be no Arkancide
Oh where oh where have the papers gone
Bill chose Berger, the choice was wrong
And just like terrorists they caught him by chance
Some agents had looked over as he's stuffing them down his pants
Did his package grow? What is in his pants?
I think we'd like to know...Sandy, time to dance
Oh, did his package grow? What is in his pants?
I think we'd like to know...Sandy, time to dance
Amazon.com video review: This is perhaps the most famous episode of what was arguably the best TV situation comedy of the 1970s. When WJM-TV's children's show host, Chuckles the Clown, is accidentally killed by an elephant, while dressed as a peanut, his death provokes numerous newsroom jokes by Murray, Lou, and Ted--who are upbraided for their insensitivity by a shocked Mary. They all attend the funeral, and once it starts, Mary cannot hold back the giggles that well up until she is laughing uncontrollably. "Chuckles Bites the Dust" is at once incredibly human and supremely funny, with great performances from the entire cast. As Chuckles would say, "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants." --Marshall Fine
Sandy Burgler may end up with a raw deal in his pants.
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