BAWAHAHAHAHAHA .. is that the best you can do??
BTW .. Did ya hear the news about Sandy Berger??
Ah, we haven't had any Xlinton Legacy lately. It was about time for Old Sandy to slink out of the woodwork.
Script: "Say, is that ________(insert item vital to National Security here)________ in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?"
Trouble is, you don't have any interns left to say it, Sandy; no matter what he promised you.