PING
Hmmmm....I put a pot of water on the stove and turn it on to warm. The water gets warm. I turn the heat to medium; the water gets warmer. I turn it to high and the water boils.
I dunno....the sun gets hotter, the earth gets hotter--sounds kinda whacky to me.
Makes more sense than cow farts heating the planet to me.
I thought it seemed a bit toasty today.
Better put some ice on that!
Balderdash!
We all know the warming is because the USA does not support the Kyoto Treaty.
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O MY SOUL, its it possible that the Sun is resposible for making earth hotter? Thats not possible, cause i saw a movie, and we're all supposed to freeze to death because of Dick Chaney's global warming!!
I call dibs on predicting Bush or Chaney uses this factoid in the debates to ward off the Eco-Commies 'Day after Tomorrow' questions.
Viewing this from the prism of an astronomical timescale, I conclude the writer is an imbecile. The Sun is not changing, but perhaps the collection, observation, compilation, and dissemination of data is.
What's a lib to do?
Global Warming has 5 syllables: Global Warming Hoax!
Well if it is burning hotter somehow someway IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!
Sounds like more dirty tricks by Bush, Cheney and Halliburton....
Halliburton is working giant sun glasses for the earth....
"Yes. It's all part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. It's all George W. Bush's fault. IMPEACH BUSH NOW!" Said the junior Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton in a stop in Buffalo, NY today. Mrs. Clinton, William Jefferson Clinton, Ted Kennedy and John F. Kerry will be keynote speakers in Boston at the Democratic convention bashing our Commander In Chief, and President of the United States.
Just pop another Corona and forgetaboutit.
Kerry/Edwards Blame Bush for Hotter Sun
John Kerry today accused George Bush for the rise in solar temperatures increasing global warming.
"I have been told by foreign leaders over secret New York lunches that the Bush Administration, using secret contracts in Iraq with corrupt Halliburton executives, has been sending excess Iraqi oil to the sun onboard NASA rockets." Kerry claims that Bush did this to create a phony oil shortage and raise the prices to enrich American oil companies who contribute to the Bush campaign.
Kerry further claims that the incompetent Bush people did not know that the oil would ignite when it arrived at the sun. "These dunces did not know that the sun can be even hotter than black vinyl car seats" said scientist and DNC Chairman Terry McAullife.
Running mate John Edwards said that he is forming a lawyers' PAC, "COOL" (Completely Opportunistic Obnoxious Lawyers), to sue the Bush Administration. Edwards said any awards from the lawsuits will be given to several 527 charities, minus his contingent fee. Edwards said "Don't think that I am going to take a fat salary out of these fees. I will take most of the returns as dividends so that I can legally avoid Medicare taxes.".
Also, this might be a good time to purchase stock in companies that produce sun-tan lotion.
So how do you take the sun's temperature, and where do you stick the thermometer?
The Hydrogen Hoax
The New Atlantis.com | February 8, 2007 | by Robert Zubrin
Posted on 02/08/2007 3:58:09 PM EST by aculeus
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1781558/posts