I drink a whole pot of coffee every day too. And, I was going to post a very cutting rejoinder, but I forgot what the question was.
Actually, these comments have been among the funniest I have seen here in months.
Good post!
"I drink a whole pot of coffee every day."
I drink 12 -16 ounces before work and then about 96 ounces at work. Some times I have a cup before I go to bed.
I'm sure I have a toxic caffiene level but I bet a transfusion from me would wake the near dead. Internal defribrillation.