FReeper Canteen ~ Part II of War in Ancient India ~ July 20, 2004

as of 12:01 am this morning I became an Uncle fer the 7th time!! Little Peyton is healthy and a cutie--

Congratulations!

81 posted on 07/20/2004 5:58:14 AM PDT by Spotsy (The news media should report the news, not manufacture it)

Is it a new day for you?

I guess technically it is "tomorrow" now. I did sleep for a couple of hours.

It looks like I'll be doing brunch instead of lunch with the daughter and grandkids, so I need to go get ready to leave the house. I'll be back sometime laterssssssssss today. ;)

82 posted on 07/20/2004 5:58:46 AM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)

83 posted on 07/20/2004 5:59:03 AM PDT by Soaring Feather

To: Kathy in Alaska

84 posted on 07/20/2004 6:00:17 AM PDT by Soaring Feather

Enjoy brunch with the daughter and grandkids!

85 posted on 07/20/2004 6:01:08 AM PDT by Spotsy (The news media should report the news, not manufacture it)

Good Morning Ms. Feather!

86 posted on 07/20/2004 6:02:57 AM PDT by Spotsy (The news media should report the news, not manufacture it)

To: LaDivaLoca; tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; bentfeather; Bethbg79; StarCMC; ...

Good Morning Diva. Good morning Everyone. Good morning to our

Military and our allies! Thank you for all you do!

I just got this in the mail and thought there are bound to be some of you out there who would get a chuckle out of it. Especially those of you who live in the South! LOL.

How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southerners?

Now look closely.

Answer. Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

----------------------------------------------------- Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

--------------------------------------------- Republican's Answer: BANG!

----------------------------------------------------------------------- Southern Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tip Bullets????

87 posted on 07/20/2004 6:03:08 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The grumbling of the Liberals could be farts.)

To: Spotsy; tomkow6; HiJinx

Thanks! One more thing before I go.

I took the liberty of naming this one:

tomkow

88 posted on 07/20/2004 6:03:29 AM PDT by Fawnn (Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person)

To: Kathy in Alaska

89 posted on 07/20/2004 6:04:10 AM PDT by Spotsy (The news media should report the news, not manufacture it)

ROTFL! That is some great artwork with the food - look at the fish in the corner!

90 posted on 07/20/2004 6:05:36 AM PDT by Spotsy (The news media should report the news, not manufacture it)

91 posted on 07/20/2004 6:07:06 AM PDT by beachn4fun (The grumbling of the Liberals could be farts.)

To: Kitty Mittens

Happy Tuesday Kitty Mittens!

92 posted on 07/20/2004 6:08:31 AM PDT by Spotsy (The news media should report the news, not manufacture it)

Hi, Fawnn!

Hi, Fawnn's Mom!

93 posted on 07/20/2004 6:09:23 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........??????????????????????????????)

94 posted on 07/20/2004 6:10:00 AM PDT by Spotsy (The news media should report the news, not manufacture it)

95 posted on 07/20/2004 6:10:05 AM PDT by Soaring Feather

Good morning, Ms Feather! Did ya like today's YOKE?

96 posted on 07/20/2004 6:10:08 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........??????????????????????????????)

97 posted on 07/20/2004 6:10:26 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........??????????????????????????????)

98 posted on 07/20/2004 6:10:26 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........??????????????????????????????)

99 posted on 07/20/2004 6:10:27 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........??????????????????????????????)

100 posted on 07/20/2004 6:10:42 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........??????????????????????????????)

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