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Memo (in my pants)
- to the tune of Monster (in my pants) by Fred Schneider and the Shake Society

there's a memo in my pants
and it isn't there by chance
I hoped to smuggle it out
But an Archivist made a shout

memo AHHH!
Berger ohhh..
get out of here Sandy!
memo!
Berger!
get out of here Sandy!

there's a memo in my pants
an inadvertant dalliance
if it sees the light of day
you can hear the people say

oh no Clinton!
oh no Bill!
oh no oh oh oh no a Giant Screwup
Clinton!
Hillary!
oh no a Giant Screwup!

Shred the paper and shred some more
don't wanna see that memo no more

Shred the paper and shred some more
don't wanna see that memo no more

there's a memo in my pants
so from the Archive I will prance
when I get it to my room
then my fireplace will bloom

take that, memo!
take that, memo!
take it! take it!
take that you awful thing!

take that AAAAH!
take that aaaah...
take that you naughty memo

they don't wear pants on the other side of France
but you'll have to sleuth to find the real truth

memo!
memo!
a Smoking Gun memo !

there's a memo on the run
and it wants to have some fun
when it flies into the air
all the people stop and stare
the Pubs all give a yell (yay!)
and the Dems all start to shriek (AAAH!)
when they see it's blaming Bill
for the bungle of the Sheik

Pubs: gosh will you look at that thang!
Dems: and I thought it was shredded!