Patriot Paradox
There once was a little white fairy
Who joined with a traitor named Kerry
They hug and they swish
The presidency their wish
Now isn't that just a bit scary...
“Follow me,” said the tick to the flea,
“I have plans for a blood feast that you’ve got to see!!”
“How do you mean,” said the flea quite surprised,
“You’ve slander me before with razors and knives.
Is it quite practical for you to invite,
A flea ‘you’ declared was little more than a mite!!”
“But sir you are a mite,
Many consider me but the same,
Semantics and wordplay
Are the names of the game.
I’ve risen above, the rest of the heap,
But I must have a sidekick to make one last leap!!”
“Fleas, you see, have a certain appeal,
A skill, zeal,
A triumph of will;
You have the ability to leap way beyond
Hurdles and fences not easily won.
Besides, I’m a tick, lowly and gray
And you are so bouncy, lively and gay!!”
The flea interrupted-in a most pleasant style,
“I have difficulty with matters of fairness in trial.
This ‘leap’ you believe I am capable of,
Would be much less taxing-
With help from the Gov!!”
So the little flea and the tick,
Strolled into the breach,
With power and riches beyond anyone’s reach,
For beside the gold stolen from AMERICANS abound,
Tributaries of wealth lay at their feet on the ground,
For as different as they appeared but to be,
They were both leaches- the tick and the flea.
There once was a "man" named Kerry
who hugged his VP like a fairy
Courting gay votes
with manly hugs and dotes
In '05 they may just have to marry
There once was a candidate from Nantucket .....