[ambrose]

[Pearls Before Swine]

Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere launched a scathing attack on American President George W Bush's attitude to sex education in Bangkok...

Is it just me, or is this an inherently funny and flawed sentence?

[Abcdefg]

damned gerbil killer!

[harrowup]

So what the sam hill does a gay gigolo know about sex education except how to bend over...; he's probably on his way to Phuket.

[wagglebee]

Gere took the opportunity to attack Bush's unrealistic approach to sex education after the president proposed in the 2005 budget that $270m (?216.8m) should be put into funding programs which dissuade teenagers from having sex.

Translation: Schoolchildren should be taught that you can't catch AIDS from a gerbil.

[bayourod]

Richard Gere. Wasn't he the one who had to be taken to the emergency room to have a gerbel removed from his a**?

You know why people don't race gerbals? They're too hard to get out of gere.

[Lizavetta]

Gere added the billions of dollars spent on the Iraq campaign, "probably could have eradicated this illness".

Does this Hollywood idiot actually believe that the AIDS industry - activist groups, education groups, research groups, etc. - whose bread and butter is all the AIDS gazillions of dollars actually wants AIDS to be eradicated? Is he truly as dim as he sounds?

[glockmeister40]

Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere launched a scathing attack on American President George W Bush's attitude to sex education in Bangkok on Tuesday.

Just the place for sex education. There is no perversion that you cannot find in Bangkok. Perhaps that's why richie-boy's there. There was a rumor going around of ten-pound hampsters for sale.

[SeattleNeedsHelp]

Okay, let's get this out of the way early!

http://www.funny.co.uk/jokes/art_52-298-The-Flaming-Gerbil-Legend.html

[Porterville]

I don't think stuffing gerbils up your large intestine is a form of "sexual education" that needs teaching.... but it my be correct for a brothel or bar in Bangkok.

[P-Marlowe]

Gere took the opportunity to attack Bush's unrealistic approach to sex education after the president proposed in the 2005 budget that $270m (?216.8m) should be put into funding programs which dissuade teenagers from having sex.

If Bush convinces all these teenage girls not to have sex, then where will Gere find any teenagers to have sex with him?

Well he is in Bangcock, where Child prostitution is rampant. Coincidence?

[walford]

"The most important issue is this one, to this planet, to this time and place is AIDS..."

Not to me it isn't. I'm not in a 'risk group.'

If on the miniscule chance a cure is found and the behavior that allowed it to become an epidemic resumes, a new pathogen will arise. Reason: not religion -- microbiology.

[Guillermo]

Why is Richard Gere speaking at an AIDS conference?

What does he know about AIDS?

Oh yeah, it's just another Bash America conference disguised as something else. And we're probably footing the bill for it too.

[TheEngineer]

Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere launched a scathing attack on American President George W Bush's attitude to sex education in Bangkok on Tuesday.

Translation: Bush needs to approve the use of gerbils in public school sexual education classes!

Gere added the billions of dollars spent on the Iraq campaign, "probably could have eradicated this illness".

There already is a cure. Gay men only need to stop sticking their p*nises in other men's a**es!

[Cloud William]

Heh, heh... cue the Ballad of Lemmiwinks.

[Libertarian444]

[cubreporter]

Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere ????????????


Am I missing something or what? What was his last movie? Hollywood heart-throb???? Whose heart????

[longtermmemmory]

(s)equal rights for rodents! Its about loooooove.(/s)

[diamond6]

"Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere".

My foot! James Marsters can wipe the floor with him.

[Petronski]

Gere: Did you know each gerbil is like a snowflake?

Friend: Oh yeah? How's that?

Gere: They feel really funky when you jam them up your ass.

Save us!

[Mark in the Old South]

RIGHT OFF THE BAT, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, the only reason I clicked onto this thread was to issue a request for no gerbil references. I was hoping for some restraint, but no that isn't possible, humphf. For shame, for shame, for shame. tisk tisk tisk.
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