Is there any other way that sKerry can show us that he is rich and bored with life? These pictures capture him running from one vacation activity to another in pastimes that are really for a much younger generation. What exactly is he trying to prove? As one favorable reporter put it, he is a "caged hamster" trying to get loose. I am surprised we didn't see him in Spain for the "trampling of the idiots."
I'm your host, ROBIN LEACH! As we welcome you to yet another fabulous episode of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Wasted." Today's subject: The grotesquely affluent-and grotesquely obese-senior senator from Massachusetts, Edward Kennedy! Let's see if you we can find 'Teddy.' I think that he just may be hiding in one of his many luxurious wet-bars, which are plentiful on his fabulous armada of custom made yachts. All crafted with fine care and attention to detail by an army of underpaid, fabulously destitute Mexicans. Isn't it absolutely fabulous?(!)
Scary Kerry, needs to schedule an appointment with, Minister Farrakan. Kerry's numbers just don't add up. He is on vacation more days then work and, or campaigning. If not and appointment, then he should purchase the minister's numbers game priced at $19.19. (Satire) Kerry was asked by a young man wearing a baseball cap with an X on the front. The young man asked Kerry what the X meant? Kerry responed in his lurch style doom and gloom voice, " Yes I do!!! It's a target!!!!!!!!! Oh heck, scary kerry misspoke or is having trouble remembering, I can't recall. Bush/Cheney 2004
He married the all-inclusive package. EVERYTHING is included.
Republicans should gather up all his "How I spent my WinterSpringSummer Vacation" photo-ops and show off his "Lifestyles of the rich and famouse" ethic vs. his voting record (when he votes) in the Senate.
And if he's so interested in his "sports," why is he ALWAYS looking to see where the camera is?