Morford Ping
Posted on 07/16/2004 7:28:43 AM PDT by presidio9
"BoBo? It's Syndee. You ready, girl? The convention starts in an hour, and the senators are salivating!" "Hi, Syn! Almost ready! Just finishing my makeup. Hey, which outfit you think I should wear tonight? My red, white, and blue glitter spandex halter with the peekaboo panties, or the red vinyl skirt with the Velcro tear-away crotch and the big picture of the M-1 tank on the butt?"
"Oooh, I'd go with the tank, Bo. This is the GOP convention, girl! These Republicans love their war, you know? It's all about big phallic missiles and manly howitzers and 'weapons of ass destruction.' Be sure to use that line, too -- they eat that stuff up. Hurry up! The cab's waiting!"
"Howitz-what? Hang on one more minute, Syn -- I wanna look my best. After all, I hear we got a lot of competition this week."
"Bo, there's so many strippers and hookers in town to play 'hide the WMD' with these conservatives, it would make Larry Flynt proud. They flew in from London, Seattle, L.A., all over, just for this, because demand is so high."
"Wow! Wait wait wait, I'm confused. Aren't the Republicans supposed to be the 'moral,' sex-hating, anti-women, Bible-quoting ones? I don't get it."
"Worst-kept secret in all of politics, Bo. It's a fact: Demand for sex workers is at an all-time high when the GOP convention's in town. Hell, there was even a New York Daily News article about it a while back. These Repubs are such a desperately horny, repressed bunch, they just can't get enough of paying for 'amoral' sex. So ironic. If Middle America only knew how this group is so fulla perverts and horndogs, they'd have a fit."
"I bet they already know, and just don't wanna 'fess up to it? I mean, I even heard that little Johnny Ashcroft has a secret fetish for tequila and handcuffs."
"So true! It's funny, people think the GOP convention must be all about square dancing and white-wine spritzers and bow ties and wistful Reaganomics. Ha! Remember, BoBo, this is the party of guns and corporate money and repressed homosexuality and big oil, misogyny and Xanax addictions and war war war. These GOP boys have some good issues. Deep-seated anxieties and fears and the most extensive secret gay-porn collections you've ever seen! Cut these boys loose among their own and it's like putting a priest in a schoolyard."
"Mysog-what? Wow, you sure know a lot, Syn! Are you, like, psychic or something?"
"Girl, I've seen enough Repubs sneak out on their wives to make Jerry Falwell quiver. Working this convention is like giving candy to starving children. Plus, I was a speechwriter for Bush the Elder back in '92. I worked the convention floor as a delegate."
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
A clear case of projection on Morford's part!
Unreadable gutter trash. Nonsensical homo-HS.
If publicans are such perverts, why are Democraps always getting busted for screwing around?
It guess he got off.
Morford Ping
"BoBo? It's Syndee. You ready, girl? The convention starts in an hour, and the senators are salivating!"
Sure this isn't Barney Frank and the Dem convention ?
... It's written in San Francisco remember....
Excerpting is fine, but you shouldn't have taken out all the funny parts.
F'ing and Edwards sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G....
Does he mean Republicans like Bob "Fathead" Beckel, or Republicans like Bonnie Fwank?
Dunno 'bout hookers, but I've heard that waiters, waitresses, taxi drivers and other service folks like Republicans because, unlike Democrats, they are decent tippers.
And who would know better than this little pansy?
BWAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!! That's the biggest line of crap.
I hate to say this but this is not the first time I've heard this in the news about the Republican convention and hookers. I heard a big thing in the news about a month ago about prostitutes and call girls coming from all across the United States to NYC for the convention. This was not any columnist writing it either it was on the mainstream news. Apparently some big name escort services and call girl services called the news media with the story. Apparently the idea of a ton of Republicans in one place means an opportunity to make more money for them. This news has been out for a while
Morford is an idiot. It sickens me to read just the first couple of sentences from any of his writings.
Why he is taken seriously or holds a job with ANY American newspaper is beyond me.
THis reminds me of a rugby song.
"If I were the marrying kind
and I thank the Lord I'm not, Sir
The type of man that I would be
is a rugby prop, Sir.
Chorus: A Rugby Prop, Sir?
Why a rugby prop, sir?
I'd support the Hookers
You'd support the hookers
we'd all support the hookers together!
we'll be all right
in the middle of the night
supporting the hookers together!
Mark Morford missed his mark. The hookers are hanging around the GOP convention to please the press.
Perhaps this moron should provide some proof, rather than engage in degenerate fantasy.
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