I would never shoot
a moose. Not even a moose
who bit my sister . . .
You have a good moose hot dog, or some moose sausage, and you'd be out there with a BB gun, if that was all you had. Moose steaks are so-so, but if you get the meat processed, mmm-mmm-mmm!
Not even for cheese?
My hubby says what with our thousands of miles of coast, that an entire batallion of al quaeda could be dropped off on the deserted Louisiana coast and invade us and we might never know it seeing as how those al quaeda could be mistaken for suntanned cajun fishermen.