Boy, talk about a wet blanket.
Let me give you a little personal story.
Two days before I was set out to fly to Vegas for the FR conference, I went to my local video store to rent out a movie. There wasn't much of a selection. It's a small store, and all the real good movies were rented out. So, I chose the Eddie Murphy/Robert DeNiro film "Showtime". Took it home, watched it (a bore of a movie), and returned it the very next day.
The day after that I caught my flight to Vegas. And as I was waiting for the plane to takeoff, I read one of those magazines they provided. The one that has all the movie schedules on it. I was surprised and delighted to see that the movie "Spiderman" was sheduled to be shown for that flight. After takeoff, and just before they were ready to show the movie, they announced that due to some error, they didnt have Spiderman. Instead, they would be showing us the movie Showtime, which they did.
Now considering all those facts, I was well within my rights to hit someone on that plane. Not a Judge or Jury in the country would convict me.