Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DFU SONG: Take Me Out to the Ballgame (Red Sox fan John Kerry cheers for Manny Ortiz)
DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 07/14/2004 5:33:36 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME - scroll to Americana section

Take me out to the ballgame...Fenway Park is the place
It's been too long, I've got to get back
I have missed Eddie Yost stealing sacks
I will root, root, root for the Red Sox
If the curse lives, I'll scream
Me and Edwards will stand and smile...we are the Dream Team

Take me out to the ball game...I am their greatest fan
And my favorite player is sure to please
I will shake hands with Manny Ortiz
I will root, root, root for the Red Sox
If the curse lives, I'll scream
Me and Edwards will stand and smile...we are the Dream Team


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerry; kerryisafool; kerryisaliar; kerryisaphony; redsox

1 posted on 07/14/2004 5:33:38 PM PDT by doug from upland
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: All
Look what I found. Here is Kerry's excuse --- he was mixing up the players with his elite fundraiser:

The National Journal, March, 2004
"The Kerry campaign reports that it now has 182 elite fundraisers nationwide, including 59 "co-chairs" who have raised more than $100,000 apiece... Kerry's co-chairs from K Street include Manny Ortiz of Quinn Gillespie & Associates."

2 posted on 07/14/2004 5:35:49 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: doug from upland

Who is this Manny Ortiz? Is he friends with Mike McGwire and Sammy Sooser?


3 posted on 07/14/2004 5:36:53 PM PDT by baseballfanjm
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: baseballfanjm

The great Red Sox fan John Kerry magically created a player named Manny Ortiz by apparently morphing Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz.


4 posted on 07/14/2004 5:40:00 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: doug from upland
REAL New Englanduhs...should ask the SOX to rename the Pesky Pole.

Anything that goes right of the pole is a Kerry!

That's about as right as he'll ever get

5 posted on 07/14/2004 5:41:37 PM PDT by JimVT
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: baseballfanjm

funny how you should say Mike McGwire when I am Mike McGuire LOL


6 posted on 07/14/2004 5:41:38 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Kerry renames the US The People's Republic of America)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: baseballfanjm
LOL.

That was my first thought after reading this, too. What is it with those "baseball fans" from the Massachusetts Senate delegation?

7 posted on 07/14/2004 5:42:11 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium . . . sed ego sum homo indomitus")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: doug from upland
I think you figured it all out.

Kerry wanted this guy for his fantasy baseball team, and who can blame him? Manny Ortiz has some incredible numbers . . . a .323 average, 103 runs scored, 213 hits, 61 doubles, 49 home runs, and 155 runs batted in.

At the All-Star break, mind you.

8 posted on 07/14/2004 5:49:49 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium . . . sed ego sum homo indomitus")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: doug from upland
PLAY BALL!
9 posted on 07/14/2004 5:50:31 PM PDT by IslandJeff
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Comment #10 Removed by Moderator

To: trillium

You have me for a loss. Although I was a great fan in my youth, I hardly pay attention.


11 posted on 07/14/2004 6:16:34 PM PDT by doug from upland (Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

Comment #12 Removed by Moderator

To: MikeinIraq

LOL, no offense. I was referring to what Ted Kennedy called Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa. Those Massachusetts Democrats senators call themselves baseball fans and can't get the names right.


13 posted on 07/14/2004 8:53:53 PM PDT by baseballfanjm
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson