[King Prout]

well, goodie - that means you have all the time in the world to explain to me how some farcical aquatic ceremony is supposed to stand in for a mandate derived from the consensus of the masses. I mean, to wield supreme executive power...

[Watery Tart]

"I *told* you! We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune! We're taking turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week--"

So, do you finally see what I had to work with? This is how it all started....