You got your celebrity johns mixed up. Hugh Grant's fellatrix, Divine Brown, is all woman (despite having a drag queen name). It was Eddie Murphy who picked up a tranny ho.
Danny Bonaduce did the same, but he slapped him around when he discovered the cold hard facts, and the dude-look-like-a-lady wouldn't leave his home without being paid. He was arrested for that, too.
~~You got your celebrity johns mixed up.~~
Whoops. Mmmmmmmm. This might make an interesing board game. Maybe we should contact Mattel. "Celebrity-Hooker Matchup". I'll split the profits with you.
Who got arrested? Danny or the tranny?