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Just a joke

During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from home. The drill instructor was getting irritated at having to keep calling my name. "You must have a lot of people at home who like you, huh?" he barked.

"Sir, no, sir!" I shouted.

"Oh, so you're calling me a liar?" goaded the DI.

Trained as a Marine to think quickly on my feet, I yelled out, "Sir, creditors, sir!"

The DI had to leave the room so we wouldn't see him laughing.


19 posted on 07/13/2004 6:57:44 AM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: Dubya

LOL!!


22 posted on 07/13/2004 7:05:00 AM PDT by The Mayor ( The cross of Christ reveals man’s sin at its worst and God’s love at its best.)
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To: Dubya

LOL! Morning, Dubya - thanks for the joke!


37 posted on 07/13/2004 7:33:55 AM PDT by Billie
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To: Dubya

Hi (((DUBYA)))!


47 posted on 07/13/2004 9:08:04 AM PDT by Pippin (There's no need to have two "Johns" in the White House, they have enough facilities!)
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