A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....07-13-04....Gimme Some Ice Cream and Nobody Gets Hurt

Billie

[MEG33]

One must never tempt a slender person to eat ice cream.., rich, delicious, yummy, creamy sweet chocolate ice cream.

Those of us who struggle to reach the svelte proportions of the Thin Man, however, may be constantly tempted by this irresistable treat.

One may also be tempted by hot fudge sundaes, topped by whipped cream, covered in nuts...but I would never tempt a Thin Man.

Some think heaven is a pint of praline pecan ice cream, others adore strawberry or fresh peach...all creamy and delightful...

I am certain, though, they hold no power over a Thin Man's power to resist...Someone must have tricked him into eating the chocolate ice cream...;)

[LadyX]

"It's so sad, Lady. Billie's now forcing defenseless mice to eat her homemade ice cream since no one else would dare to. :-)"

Well, T Man, she did have one innocent little person
fooled into eating some of it,
and even took this picture of him
to 'prove' it was edible...:

Poor little guy - - -

[LadyX]

Uh...Meg - would ya do a favor for me and put these in your freezer so I won't be tempted to give them to T Man?
The pressure on him might be unbearable, and he might weaken and eat more than a teaspoonful a week.

They are in isothermal containers, so will withstand the cyber travel to Texas, I do believe - -

[The Thin Man]

I am certain, though, they hold no power over a Thin Man's power to resist...

You're so right, Meg. I have no desire for ice cream with all the various toppings. My willpower is much too strong.

especially, since I just finished a quarter-pounder with cheese and supersized fries.

[The Thin Man]

That's just terrible. How can Billie be so cruel as to give a little boy ice cream. How he must've suffered!

[MEG33]

You would not even be tempted by a creamy sherbert to clean the palate..I am certain! I admire your great strength!...;)

[MEG33]

I know how to solve the temptation problem perfectly for The Thin Man...send them to me and I can "take care of the problem!"....;)Yum, Yum!

[Pippin]

*SIGH*!

Such a yummy post!

Hi, (((MEG)))!

[Pippin]

STOP IT!!!!! LOL!

[LadyX]

Permission requested to issue an invitation to these two persons
to our Finest Ice Cream Social, Miss Billie:

LadyX proposes I whip up My Spectacular Sundaes for them:

You will not have to dispatch Lars to bring them;
The Man has real pull, and just *might*
chopper over for the occasion.

- - - After all, We R Speshul !! - - -

[Pippin]

A Quarter pound cheeseburger!

OH TTM!

This thread is TOO tempting!

[Pippin]

grrrr!

Much as I love the president and his family but they better not go near MY ICE CREAM SUNDAE ( especially if it's CHOCOLATE!)

[jwfiv]

Howdy, Miss Billie ... this may be the most yummiest thread of all...thank you ... ))))))))

Hhhhmmmmmmmmm .... goooooooood.

[LadyX]

Be still my heart!!
Just received this picture via fax,

and The Man conveyed he cannot come here today,
but thinks The Finest is JUST THAT !!!

LadyX emits a somewhat dignified

"Yipee ki yi yay !!"

[dixie sass]

Caaaaaaaaaalassssssssssy!!!!!

[Texagirl4W]

I've gained 15 pounds reading this thread today. You ladies are killing me.

[dixie sass]

There is nothing better than homemade peach ice cream made in the old fashioned ice cream maker.

My arms hurt thinking about it and my tongue quivers with remembered anticipation of that first spoonful, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[dixie sass]

rotfl

[dansangel]

((((((((Billie))))))))

Out of all of the choices for July, I'm *so* glad you chose to showcase *Ice Cream* - Yum! I'll be ever-so-happy with some Chocolate Chunk, please 'n thank you! :-)

(((((((((HUGS)))))))))))) to all, special hugs to [[[[[{{{{{(((((Louie_Wolfie_Man)))))}}}}}]]]]] and my favorite curmudgeon (((((((skinny dood)))))))))

[dixie sass]

That smiles shines right through those eyes!