Posted on 07/12/2004 9:59:40 PM PDT by kattracks
PHILADELPHIA -- Conservative black organizations are formed and funded by white Republicans, NAACP President Kweisi Mfume said yesterday in an address to a packed ballroom at the group's annual convention here.
"When the ultraconservative right-wing attacker has run out of attack strategy," Mr. Mfume said, "he goes and gets someone that looks like you and me to continue the attacks."
Paraphrasing a line from a 2002 speech by NAACP Chairman Julian Bond, he said, "And like the ventriloquist's dummies, they sit there in the puppet master's voice, but we can see whose lips are moving, and we can hear his money talk."
In a speech punctuated by cheers from the audience, Mr. Mfume said: "They can't deal with the leaders we choose for ourselves, so they manufacture, promote and hire new ones."
(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...
When you stand by the road and somebody drives a car by and litters, does a tear form on the side of one of your eyes?
How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner. He locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does
he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is the street so deserted? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy: Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
No I just shoot out their tire. I think the tear dude was a Lakota Sioux. Cherokees don't cry.
Lakota Sioux alright or a Jewish Guy in a wig.
Southern Ping
It would have been a much more effective commercial if, after the Indian shed the one solitary tear, he raised a LAW to his shoulder and made the car into a smoldering wreck.
Heap'um big plenty fireball.
Here's your local NAACP Chapter hard at work (its Bush's fault):
http://www.dailypress.com/news/local/dp-43152sy0jul13,0,4790826.story?coll=dp-news-local-final
I also call him an agent for evil...a traitor to America, and a collabarator with terrorists toward the destruction of America.
Therefore, I call him what he is.
Considering the dubious character of Mfume, Shavers, and Bond, one wonders why any thinking person would blindly pay homage, must less obey without thinking, to these obsolete pretenders to the ideological throne of M. L. King. I feel very safe in saying that Martin Luther King would reject outright the blind hatred of intellectual and political diversity these hypocrites engage in with every public appearance.
This "puppet canard" is a clear sign of Mfune's extremeist sefl-marginalization, growing irrelevancy, and coming poltical obscurity.
Yep ! I came close to losing my shotgun once.Back in 1977 someone busted the front door down at my apartment while I was out at the ballpark watching a Texas Rangers game. I got home around midnight or 1 a.m. to find my apartment door WIDE OPEN. They stole a stereo, my H.S. class ring (WAH !!!!!), and a few other things. My shotgun was put away, out of sight. But had they looked around a little bit, they could easily have gotten away with it too. I figure they were in a hurry to get in and out so as to not get caught.
Without a metal detector they would not find my guns. Then they'd need some explosives.
hahahaha ! Classic ! :^D
"They can't deal with the leaders we choose for ourselves, so they manufacture, promote and hire new ones."
Do blacks believe that they had a choice as to whom their "black leaders" would be? I don't follow a "white" leader who was chosen for me.
It sounds to me as if the leaders of the reservation are getting a bit nervous as they may be loosing their cash cow.
I got it in email just before I posted it. It is an old joke but the timing on getting it seemed appropriate.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner. He locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Coffee or coke.
Fortunately, the headline alerting me to a mental midget who needs to resort to namecalling saves me a lot of time.
Yes,yes,yes,and yes. :-)
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