Today's FEEBLE
YOKE :
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his
embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly as he went about doing the examinations.
One morning, the young lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?"
She replied, "No Doc, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner'."
OMGosh - I'm going to the OB today, I hope I don't laugh out loud during the exam thinking of this joke! He he he!!!
Backwards Country Song
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You reconcile with your wife, your runaway dog returns home, and your overturned pick-up rolls back on its wheels.