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To: tomkow6

Morning Giggles:

Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter,
decided they should go to college so they could get ahead.
Bubba went in first, and the professor advises him
to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" Bubba asked.

"Well, let me give you an example," said the
professor.
"Do you own a weed-eater?"

"Sure do," the redneck responded.

"Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard," the professor went on.

"That's real good," said the redneck, in awe.

"Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you
also have a house. Is that right?"

"GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted.

"And since you own a house and a house is tough to
take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife. Right?"

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is catching
on now.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can
assume you are heterosexual rather th! an homosexual. Is that right?"

"You are absolutely right! Why that's the most
fascinatin' thang I ever heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class!"

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him,
walks back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin"? Cooter asks.

"Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter.

"Let me give you an example," Bubba says. "Do you
own a weed-eater?"

"No." says Cooter.

"You're Queer, aintcha!?"







158 posted on 07/13/2004 7:20:53 AM PDT by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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To: Calpernia

LOL!!!! Great joke!


161 posted on 07/13/2004 7:28:41 AM PDT by kjfine (Home, and loving it!!!)
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To: Calpernia

ROFLOL Cal!! That's great!!


162 posted on 07/13/2004 7:29:06 AM PDT by StarCMC (Please pray for the 2/7 Marines and Josh.)
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To: Calpernia

Morning Giggles:



LoL!!


171 posted on 07/13/2004 7:44:58 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Calpernia

ROFLMAOPIMP

iI KNOW folks that, errr ummm, disadvantaged.


180 posted on 07/13/2004 7:50:25 AM PDT by USVet6792Retired (An Armed Society is a Polite Society)
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