Posted on 07/11/2004 4:26:41 PM PDT by SunnySide
ooh my goodness, Leslie Stahl made the two meatheads look like chopped liver on 60 minutes tonight. If Bush weren't running for office I'd vote for Leslie Stahl as Pres instead of lunky and lumpy. She was the only person present who was articulate and forthright.
Would one of FRprs finest make a graphic where Kerry is the Howdy Doody dumming sitting on Uncle Bobs(Edwards) lap ie., paste their faces on those bodies cause that's what the two block heads resembled while trying to communicate in typical liberal circle jerk speak. Now I know why the DNC made Edwards Kerrys VP, he will litigate and run interference for Kerry since Kerry is utterly incapable of expressing himself coherently. sKerry is the Wizard of the Oz scarecrow still searching for a brain, any brain.
"Anybody else find it odd that she keeps mentioning her deceased husband???"
Maybe that was a stipulation in his will.;)
Three Purple Hearts, just enough to get him sprung
Sure glad I didn't even get one...cuz he cheapened the Purple Heart about as much as possible. I can honestly say thatthe vast majority of Nam vets(probably 99.95%) would not even consider accepting even one of the PH's Kerry got.
I remember JFK (Kennedy) and JFK (Kerry) you are no JFK (Kennedy)
A clever freeper can change the faces.
Apologies to Buffaloe Bob and Howdy
I have no idea wha she meant by that. Bever kknew that was a stereotype for irish men, except for the Lucky Charms dude.
Maybe she meant,"He is not a drunk irishman"
LOL
ok ok sorry!
What do you think?........
The Important Questions
June 11, 2004
A weekly commentary by CBS News Correspondent Andy Rooney.
Mike, Morley, Ed, Steve and Lesley are all good at interviewing -- each of them has a different style, too.
Mike is hard-hitting; Ed sweet-talks them. I don't know whether I'm any good at it or not because I never get to interview anyone.
I'd like to have interviewed John Kerry and John Edwards.
"Senators, you were both named John. Wouldn't it make it easier for all of us if we called one of you John and the other Jack?
"Sen. Kerry, your wife seems like a bright and unusual woman - not a typical first lady. She doesn't remind anyone of Martha Washington - or even Laura Bush with a foreign accent. There was a good picture of all of you in the paper the other day.
"Sen. Edward's son was sucking his thumb and Mrs. Kerry leaned over to take it out of his mouth. Would you rather she had let Sen. Edwards take it out? I mean, does your wife make you nervous sometimes, Sen. Kerry?”
I wouldn't expect Sen. Kerry to answer that question honestly, but just asking it would tell us something.
"What about you, Sen. Edwards. You're married. Does Kerry's wife make you nervous?"
"You're a lawyer, Sen. Edwards. Americans have a low opinion of lawyers and of television news broadcasters. The difference is, reporters don't run for president. Is being a lawyer a drawback for you in your campaign?”
I'd have dozens of unimportant questions for both Kerry and Edwards – and try to find out what they're really like.
"Would you tell us the five questions you least like to be asked?"
"Here's a question for both of you. You can tell a lot about people from what they eat for breakfast. Most people who wouldn't dream of having the same thing for dinner every night have the same thing for breakfast every morning. What do you two eat for breakfast?"
"How do you feel about neckties?”
"Are either of you in love with your hair?"
"Sen. Kerry, being president of the United States may be the hardest, most important job in the world. Doesn't it take someone with a huge ego to think he's smart enough to be president?
KERRY: Yes, indeed.
Of course I'd like to ask the same question of President Bush. Does he think he's smart enough?
I'd ask them questions like that, and then afterwards, there are a couple of questions I'd like to ask Lesley Stahl, too.
And, you'd have to move Howdy to the center of JF"n's lap.
Anyone who parodies Andy, Opie and Gomer (USMC) will regret the day.
That is all.
Means that she's forgotten that Kerry revealed that his heritage is jewish and not Irish.
While Tereza Kerry is not running for office, she would be the First Lady if Lurch wins. The more the public sees of her, the more remote the possibility of a Kerry presidency becomes. She has a vague foreign accent and the manner of one accustomed to be deferred to and to ordering servants. Plus, she has some of the crazy edginess of a Dan Rather. I can see her "going off" sometime during the campaign.
How 'bout Don Knotts? Starsky and Hutch? Baretta and his parrot?
Bush: OBJECTION! NON-RESPONSIVE, move to strike.
America: sustained.
oh yeah thats right. teresa needs to carry clef notes on her husbands changing positions and ethnicity.
I can see her "going off" sometime during the campaign.
Sort of like our "Domestic Diva" that will be sentenced this week huh?
Nope, not Andy and Opie.
Andy Griffith and Opie would be another good one.
Nope, not Andy and Opie.
How about the Smurfs?
God Bless the Nam Vets and take away the pain Kerry caused them!
" Does anyone think that maybe the reason that Kerry loves Edwards so much and can't keep his hands off him is because he reminds him of his favorite movie character. You know... the bisexual gigolo."
Edwards also looks like the gay neighbor on Will and Grace-" Just Jack. "
Sexual compatibility may have been Kerry's deciding factor in favor of Edwards.
I just can't see Gephardt or Vilsack allowing Kerry to feel them up, day after day.
I wonder if Kerry has told Edwards to bend over and cough, yet ?
If there was any doubt:
" Is some of Edwards' energy rubbing off on him?
"Well, I certainly hope so.
I want it to.
I love it," says Kerry.
Kerry- "But you know what, so is he. He's faaaaabulous."
"But he's definitely got energy without me, you know," adds Edwards.
"You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see a number of things.
One is that we like each other.
Two is that we we're having a great time on the campaign trail.
And three is we're good for each other."
Case closed.
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