The Free Republic's Threat Matrix just issued a Be On the Lookout (BOLO) for a female going by the name "Just Piper." The fugitive has not openly posted on TM for a 24 hour period, raising eyebrows and concern over her possible whereabouts. "She could be at-large 'virtually' anywhere," said one source high up in the Free Republic organization who asked not to be identified. Caution is advised, as Just Piper is known to be armed (two of them) and is considered dangerous by jihadis, trolls and abuse button spammers.
Last Known Likeness of Just Piper
Stats:
Language: Is known to be quite adept in the languages of English and Cyberspace
Notable Physical Characteristic: Speaks in a a very soothing and very intelligent Mid-Western accent
Aliases: Too many to list, but some common ones include: Home Schoolin' Mom; Poopers Better Half; "LMAOPIMP" Piper, etc.