That's disgusting. I mean really down-in-the-dirt nasty.
Ask Quix to tell you the "big feet" story.
Place mark for big foot story.
If you still have it in your private messages, you are welcome to paste it into the thread, insuring no identifying info is in it. And address it to 'All.' It is rather humorous, to me.
At the time my best man wrote it to me, I was going to Balboa park frequently.