Elizabeth Edwards Defends Whoopi Raunchfest

NewsMax.com ^ | July 9, 2004 | Carl Limbacher

[Carl/NewsMax]

The wife of vice presidential hopeful John Edwards is defending Whoopi Goldberg after the potty-mouthed comedienne attacked President Bush with an X-rated monologue at Thursday night's Kerry-Edwards fundraiser in New York.

Rejecting calls for her husband's campaign to apologize for Goldberg's outburst, Mrs. Edwards said Friday that the anti-Bush tirade was justified.

"A lot of people are going to be angry - there's a lot to be angry about," she told reporters at a fundraising breakfast on Manhattan's West side. "It's a free country and people are going to express that anger."

[Palladin]

I wonder if John Edwards knows all the lyrics to "A-huggin' and a-chalkin'" ?

[Palladin]

OK, to be fair and balanced, here is a picture of Elizabeth and John on their wedding day: (1977)

[mrs tiggywinkle]

Okay...

[FormerACLUmember]

I wonder if John Edwards knows all the lyrics to "A-huggin' and a-chalkin'" ?

I gotta gal that's mighty sweet, With blue eyes and tiny feet. Her name is Rosabelle Magee, and she tips the scale at three o three, Oh! Gee- but ain't it grand to have a girl so big and fat that when you hug'er You don't know where you're at you Have to take a piece of chalk in your hand and hug a way and chalk a mark to see where you began, One day when I was a huggin and a chalkin and a chalkin and a huggin a way. When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand, Com-in' around the other way 'round the mountain. Comin' around the other way. Nobody ever said I'm weak. My bones don't ache and my joints creak. But I I grow absolutely limp, Ev-'ry time I kiss my baby blimp, Oh! One day I had a yen for some one leaner, she was meaner than a mink in a pen. So I left her now I'm happy as a fella could be Huggin and chalkin in once a gain 'round my Rosie Huggin and chalkin in once again. One day I was a huggin and a chalkin and a beggin' her to be my bride When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand Comin a round the other side of the mountain Comin around the other side.

[One4Indictment]

Elizabutt Edwards is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on.
Elizabutt Edwards is so fat if she stepped on a rainbow, she'd make SKITTLES!!

[ashtanga]

I'm not a psychoanalyst, nor do I think that they're much more than moonshine peddlers, but the Left is a subtle mix of self-hate, self-righteousness and cognitive dissonance. So, as laymen, let's call it insanity.