HIS EXPERIENCE AND BRAIN!
Goodnight Johnny Edwards!
Between Edward's "channeling" and Willie's "Parallel Lives,"--the psychobabble is too much. Prozac, anyone?
I hear he's good at it.
Well, Cheney should discreetly carry in his pocket a clove of garlic and maybe a small crucifix. Then at his first attempt at channeling during the debate Edwards would come crashing down with Deaniac scream and a cloud of sulfurous stench. On live TV it will be hugely entertaining.
Chanelling to a ambulance chaser's jury and trying the same on a guy like Cheney will be two very different events LOL
Cheney will change his "Channel". Little John will need to change his drawers afterwards.
I realize that Cheney will never win the debate scored on the People Magazine scale (hair, sex appeal, etc.) - but he's going to run like a white hot buzz saw through butter by any non-frivolous measure. Edwards is a lightweight - that is the central error of Kerry's choice - and the contrast between Cheney's innate gravitas and Edwards in the VP debate will be sweet.
Tears.
What? No tin foil alert? LOL!
I hope this is a joke.
In January the New York Times described this great moment in personal-injury law:In 1985, a 31-year-old North Carolina lawyer named John Edwards stood before a jury and channeled the words of an unborn baby girl.
Referring to an hour-by-hour record of a fetal heartbeat monitor, Mr. Edwards told the jury: "She said at 3, 'I'm fine.' She said at 4, 'I'm having a little trouble, but I'm doing O.K.' Five, she said, 'I'm having problems.' At 5:30, she said, 'I need out.' "
But the obstetrician, he argued in an artful blend of science and passion, failed to heed the call. By waiting 90 more minutes to perform a breech delivery, rather than immediately performing a Caesarean section, Mr. Edwards said, the doctor permanently damaged the girl's brain.
At the vice-presidential debate this fall, someone should ask Sen. Edwards to demonstrate this technique by channeling the words of an unborn baby about to undergo a partial-birth abortion.
if i was married to elizabeth edwards, i'd have my eyes closed and be doing some 'channeling' of my own :)
REALLY, HOW TRUE!!!!............no comparision!!!!...but it should amount to humorous TV, nevertheless!
Here's a little Edwards/Cheney Haiku:
John speaks well. Nice hair.
His smile will light up the room.
Light lunch for Cheney.