Posted on 07/08/2004 3:51:17 PM PDT by NCjim
Car crashes as naked N.J. teens frolic in front-seat
A teenaged couple having sex as they sped along a New Jersey road were seriously injured Monday night when their car crashed into a utility pole, according to the below police accident report. Cops arriving at the Vineland accident scene found driver Carl Nunez, 18, naked from the waist down and noticed passenger Nicole Dougherty's underwear on the auto's passenger seat. Investigators also discovered an open bottle of Corona beer--and the broken remains of a second bottle--in the crumpled Mitsubishi Mirage. According to the accident report, witness Nery Veliz told cops that he was driving behind the speeding Mitsubishi and saw "a white female who appeared to be naked climb on top of the driver and move as if they were having sex." The vehicle then veered off the roadway, Veliz reported, first striking a mailbox and then slamming into the telephone pole. Neither Nunez or Doughtery, 18, was wearing a seat belt, according to investigators. Nunez was cited for driving without insurance, though additional charges could result from an ongoing police investigation.
Nery Veliz must have been speeding right along behind them, if he could see all that at night.
"Jersey girls want to have fun."
"I wuz coming an' she was comin', and-Hey ! WE couldn't stop!"
I'm relieved, I was afraid this was another Helen Thomas thread.
Musta been a helluva wreck to knock her panties off like that.
Don't these dumb kids know that it's unsafe to do anything more than "a Monica" in the driver's seat of a moving car?
/snork
The police report says he wasn't wearing a seat belt but says nothing about a rubber.
I smell a lawsuit. Your Honor the car maker should have put a warning label in each car. A simple warning " Do not attempt to drink, have sex and drive at a high rate of speed" would have kept my clients safe. We demand a 100 million to teach the greedy car maker a lesson.
The young male should be glad something didn't get bitten-off in the off-road confusion.
A simple warning " Do not attempt to drink, have sex and drive at a high rate of speed" would have kept my clients safe. We demand a 100 million to teach the greedy car maker a lesson.
I know a great trial lawyer that would love this case. Wait a minute, on second thought, he may be too busy..as he's running for office now.
Yep... its difficult to concentrate on driving when you're getting pleasured. There's a terribly high price to pay for sex at speed though - you and your partner could wind up dead.
There's a terribly high price to pay for sex at speed though - you and your partner could wind up dead.
Can't think of a better way to go though.
umm...I forget. How?
Snopes' overload coming up!!!
Bizarre ping!
I figured you'd find this thread. 8-{]
So9
There's a good chance the collision would just cause her to nip it off, and leave you alive (sort of).
So9
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