Skip to comments.
Unsafe (Sex) At Any Speed
The Smoking Gun ^
| July 8, 2004
Posted on 07/08/2004 3:51:17 PM PDT by NCjim
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-50 next last
1
posted on
07/08/2004 3:51:18 PM PDT
by
NCjim
Comment #2 Removed by Moderator
To: NCjim
According to the accident report, witness Nery Veliz told cops that he was driving behind the speeding Mitsubishi and saw "a white female who appeared to be naked climb on top of the driver and move as if they were having sex."Nery Veliz must have been speeding right along behind them, if he could see all that at night.
To: NCjim
What can you say ?
"Jersey girls want to have fun."
"I wuz coming an' she was comin', and-Hey ! WE couldn't stop!"
To: NCjim
I'm relieved, I was afraid this was another Helen Thomas thread.
5
posted on
07/08/2004 3:58:42 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(you tell em i'm commin.... and hells commin with me.)
To: NCjim
Musta been a helluva wreck to knock her panties off like that.
6
posted on
07/08/2004 4:07:14 PM PDT
by
Normal4me
To: Normal4me
This shows that people having sex in cars while driving
ought not use the telephone at the same time.
7
posted on
07/08/2004 4:17:18 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
("Then I say unto you, send men to summon ... worms. And let us go to Fallujah to collect heads.")
To: NCjim
Don't these dumb kids know that it's unsafe to do anything more than "a Monica" in the driver's seat of a moving car?
/snork
8
posted on
07/08/2004 4:19:39 PM PDT
by
pogo101
To: NCjim
The police report says he wasn't wearing a seat belt but says nothing about a rubber.
9
posted on
07/08/2004 4:40:03 PM PDT
by
Tacis
(,)
To: NCjim
I smell a lawsuit. Your Honor the car maker should have put a warning label in each car. A simple warning " Do not attempt to drink, have sex and drive at a high rate of speed" would have kept my clients safe. We demand a 100 million to teach the greedy car maker a lesson.
To: NCjim
The young male should be glad something didn't get bitten-off in the off-road confusion.
11
posted on
07/08/2004 5:04:16 PM PDT
by
searchandrecovery
(Socialist America - diseased and dysfunctional.)
To: Sci Fi Guy
A simple warning " Do not attempt to drink, have sex and drive at a high rate of speed" would have kept my clients safe. We demand a 100 million to teach the greedy car maker a lesson.
I know a great trial lawyer that would love this case. Wait a minute, on second thought, he may be too busy..as he's running for office now.
12
posted on
07/08/2004 5:07:37 PM PDT
by
conshack
To: NCjim
Remember how JFK's older brother died!
13
posted on
07/08/2004 5:09:42 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
To: NCjim
Yep... its difficult to concentrate on driving when you're getting pleasured. There's a terribly high price to pay for sex at speed though - you and your partner could wind up dead.
14
posted on
07/08/2004 5:09:49 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: goldstategop
There's a terribly high price to pay for sex at speed though - you and your partner could wind up dead.
Can't think of a better way to go though.
15
posted on
07/08/2004 5:19:36 PM PDT
by
conshack
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
16
posted on
07/08/2004 5:22:21 PM PDT
by
Ignatz
(Genuine Tiajunna stuned beebers! Only $9.95 plus S&H......)
To: NCjim
Snopes' overload coming up!!!
17
posted on
07/08/2004 5:25:28 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(Interests in common are commonly abused.)
To: Servant of the 9; null and void; Darksheare; cyborg; Mo1
To: sweetliberty
Bizarre ping! I figured you'd find this thread. 8-{]
So9
To: conshack
There's a terribly high price to pay for sex at speed though - you and your partner could wind up dead.
Can't think of a better way to go though. There's a good chance the collision would just cause her to nip it off, and leave you alive (sort of).
So9
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-50 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson