It's illegal to shoot lawyers in every state.
"It's illegal to shoot lawyers in every state."
No really, here in Alabama we have an open season last two weeks in March. Just no using an ambulance as a decoy to draw them in. Bag limit is three a day. Never hunted 'em myself. I hear they's hard to clean and rather greasy. I did hear one lawyer claim that there warn't no season on lawyers but you know how them fellows lie.