"It's illegal to shoot lawyers in every state."
No really, here in Alabama we have an open season last two weeks in March. Just no using an ambulance as a decoy to draw them in. Bag limit is three a day. Never hunted 'em myself. I hear they's hard to clean and rather greasy. I did hear one lawyer claim that there warn't no season on lawyers but you know how them fellows lie.
LOL! Can you chum with hundred dollar bills?