1 posted on
07/08/2004 5:01:22 AM PDT by
CSM
To: wmichgrad
2 posted on
07/08/2004 5:01:53 AM PDT by
CSM
("The Democrat Cocktail: Ketchup with a Chaser." by JennysCool (7/7/04))
To: CSM
He was dead before he was alive. Oops!
3 posted on
07/08/2004 5:02:34 AM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: CSM
Arksey, who was represented by Carmel attorney Timothy Curtiss, had initially entered a not-guilty plea but apparently had a change of heart that resulted in his guilty plea yesterdaysee....the CLEVER thing for this attorney to do would be to kill his client, drag his body into the courtroom, say, "see....he IS dead...my client is NOT GUILTY", then collect his fee from the estate.
;)
4 posted on
07/08/2004 5:06:58 AM PDT by
ZinGirl
To: CSM
Baghdad Bob:
The authorities claim the suspect they have in custody somehow manged to get his death certificate forged. Methinks they doth protest too much: a dead man cannot not confess.
5 posted on
07/08/2004 5:07:30 AM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: CSM
At a clinic I worked for, we would send delinquent files to a collection agency. The collection agency was in a larger town, but we were in a small town. One day we got a call from the collection agency telling us to close out an account because the person had died. The only problem was that this individual was quite well known in our small town, and we knew he was alive and well. These bozos figured if they told the collection agency that the person was dead, they would just "write it off", and no one would be the wiser.
We all got a big chuckle out of that one.
7 posted on
07/08/2004 5:14:19 AM PDT by
codercpc
To: CSM
Maybe he did die, but got better.
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