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I found an octopus in a bottle of Budweiser once, but it was 30 feet below the surface of the Gulf of Mexico. My guess is this judge will soon be facing product tampering charges, as well as filing a false police report. By the way most of the low carb {bile} beers are undrinkable to start with.

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I looked into a low carb diet. I can reduce carbs but I can't virtually eliminate them.

I don't like "substitute" food. I would rather have an enjoyable meal on a rare occassion that eat some cardboard.

People don't realize that you can also eat good vegetables in a low carb diet.

I have not heard why the food pyramid puts MORE carbs ahead of veggies (I suspect the grain lobby).

If I eat an unsatisfying meal, I will still be unfufilled (hungry?) but if I hold out for the rare real deal I can be happy at the end.