Q Mr. President --
THE PRESIDENT: Yes, speak up. I'm getting a little --
Q If I could try another Edwards question. He's being described today as charming, engaging, a nimble campaigner, a populist, and even sexy. How does he stack up against Dick Cheney?
THE PRESIDENT: Dick Cheney can be President.
Next.
Then there are the kerry comments:
"It's a thrill for me to have another guy with hair on the road."
"And I want you to know we think this is a dream ticket. We've got better vision. We've got better ideas. We've got real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America. And we've got better hair. I'll tell you that goes a long way."
November can't get here soon enough!
Amazing how Kerry, like Algore, feels the need to remind people of his masculinity, virility, etc...even dealing with hair. If one has to remind people then one isn't truly comfortable in themselves.
Dorks.
That John Kerry has the charisma of a Monk
JFK
Blubba
Kerry
Edwards
Now we know the qualifier to be considered a true democrat presidential ticket contender.
Let me translate:
We've got better vision = We can see years into the future of how we can TAKE YOUR MONEY FROM YOU.
We've got better ideas = Better than the President's crazy ideas of establishing democracy in the ME.
We've got real plans = Other than those crazy plans Bush had about attacking 2 countries - unilaterally.
We've got a better sense of what's happening to America = We can see the vast right-wing conspiracy taking over America and we intend to stop it before they rob us of more power.
And we've got better hair = Well .. we really have better hairdressers .. Bush/Cheney don't need any.
And that's the truuuuuuttthththhhh