Let me translate:
We've got better vision = We can see years into the future of how we can TAKE YOUR MONEY FROM YOU.
We've got better ideas = Better than the President's crazy ideas of establishing democracy in the ME.
We've got real plans = Other than those crazy plans Bush had about attacking 2 countries - unilaterally.
We've got a better sense of what's happening to America = We can see the vast right-wing conspiracy taking over America and we intend to stop it before they rob us of more power.
And we've got better hair = Well .. we really have better hairdressers .. Bush/Cheney don't need any.
And that's the truuuuuuttthththhhh
A friend Emailed this to me. I can't verify the source but the content is surely fine.
Worst President in History?
(The following appeared in the Durham, NC local paper as a letter to the editor.)
Liberals claim President Bush shouldn't have started this war. They complain about his mismanagement of it. One liberal recently claimed Bush was the worst president in U.S. history.
Let's clear up one point: President Bush didn't start the war on terror.
Try to remember, it was started by terrorists BEFORE 9/11.
OK, let's look at the "worst" president nominees and "mismanagement" claims.
FDR led us into World War II. We had to go into Germany to stop Hitler even though they never attacked us [although they sunk ships and killed some of their American crews and passengers], but was leading up to it, Japan did [attack us]. From 1941-1945, [approximately] 450,000 [American solders'] lives were lost, an average of 112,500 per year.
Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost, an average of 18,333 per year.
John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.
Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost, an average of 5,800 per year.
Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. Clinton was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and he did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions. Over 2,900 lives were lost on 9/11.