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(It's satire, folks...)
1 posted on 07/07/2004 12:27:05 PM PDT by kevkrom
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To: kevkrom
"we've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair,"

Vote for what's on top of our heads. Not for what's inside...

2 posted on 07/07/2004 12:28:10 PM PDT by dirtboy (John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
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"good hair projects an image of leadership and unwavering cowering to the will of the United Nations."

Bwahhahaha!

3 posted on 07/07/2004 12:30:36 PM PDT by No Blue States
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To: kevkrom

What's not satire is Kerry saying today "...and we have better hair."

I heard it and couldn't believe he said it!


7 posted on 07/07/2004 12:35:37 PM PDT by Peach
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To: kevkrom
we've got better hair

But we've got the better women ;-)

9 posted on 07/07/2004 12:35:56 PM PDT by Rokurota
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To: kevkrom
HOW DOES THE HAIR SONG GO.....

Give me a head with hair,,,,long beautiful hair,,,,shining, streaming.....flaxen, waxen,,,

11 posted on 07/07/2004 12:36:20 PM PDT by CharlotteVRWC
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To: kevkrom

Now that Kerry cut I did hear on the snooze at the top of the hour. But the Presidents response to the reporter about Cheney? We won't hear that.


12 posted on 07/07/2004 12:38:45 PM PDT by b4its2late (John Kerry Edwards changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: All

BTW... any of y'all are free to distribute this one as you see fit.


15 posted on 07/07/2004 12:47:32 PM PDT by kevkrom (Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
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To: kevkrom

You can make fun of their hair, but I spoke to a Democrat who thinks it's a good ticket. Some people fall for looks, and they think Edwards is good-looking.

I'm undecided whether Bush can win, even though I want him to. He's coming to a university near me on Friday, and my county Republican committee said she only got 25 tickets to hand out. I wanted to go, but even the local newspaper says they don't have info as to how to get a ticket.


16 posted on 07/07/2004 12:49:46 PM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: kevkrom

I read this article on Reuters today. It was written by Patricia Wilson.


18 posted on 07/07/2004 12:55:07 PM PDT by Texagirl4W (If President Bush loses the 2004 election because of his stand on abortion, he is still the winner.)
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To: kevkrom
Maybe, but the quote is real....Holy Shiite!
20 posted on 07/07/2004 1:15:01 PM PDT by j_tull ("I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.")
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To: kevkrom

I guess both Johns have been grooming for the job.


24 posted on 07/07/2004 1:36:06 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (Privatizating environmental regulation is critical to national defense.)
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To: kevkrom

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"After 9/11 - CUTE don't Cut It" =


...LAURA INGRAM, Talk Radio Network

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25 posted on 07/07/2004 4:18:47 PM PDT by ALOHA RONNIE (Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 http://www.LZXRAY.com)
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To: kevkrom

I prefer bald men with brains.


27 posted on 07/07/2004 8:26:23 PM PDT by Milligan
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To: kevkrom

New tagline assigned about 6 minutes before reading your hilarious post.


31 posted on 07/07/2004 9:12:11 PM PDT by NautiNurse ("I served in Viet Nam, and we have better hair"----John F'n Kerry campaign platform)
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To: kevkrom








"We've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair!"


32 posted on 07/07/2004 10:52:05 PM PDT by adam_az (Call your State Republican Party office and VOLUNTEER!!!!)
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To: kevkrom; dirtboy; No Blue States; jocko12; snarkytart; Rokurota; b4its2late; IamConservative; ...

33 posted on 07/07/2004 10:59:32 PM PDT by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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To: kevkrom

On a serious note, would you trust a man who spends more on his hair than his wife does, or the man who goes to the barber for a $15 college cut and does no more than wash and comb it in the morning? The former needs to consider his priorities.


35 posted on 07/07/2004 11:16:42 PM PDT by Desdemona ("He throws like a girl." - my mom's observation of John Kerry)
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To: kevkrom

The Democrat Party: From Blow Jobs to Blow Dry.


Gee, What a fabulous platform.


37 posted on 07/08/2004 5:47:37 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (Earth First!!! Make Mars our bitch.)
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