(It's satire, folks...)
1 posted on
07/07/2004 12:27:05 PM PDT by
kevkrom
To: kevkrom
"we've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair," Vote for what's on top of our heads. Not for what's inside...
2 posted on
07/07/2004 12:28:10 PM PDT by
dirtboy
(John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
To: kevkrom
"good hair projects an image of leadership and unwavering cowering to the will of the United Nations."
Bwahhahaha!
To: kevkrom
What's not satire is Kerry saying today "...and we have better hair."
I heard it and couldn't believe he said it!
7 posted on
07/07/2004 12:35:37 PM PDT by
Peach
To: kevkrom
we've got better hairBut we've got the better women ;-)
9 posted on
07/07/2004 12:35:56 PM PDT by
Rokurota
To: kevkrom
HOW DOES THE HAIR SONG GO.....
Give me a head with hair,,,,long beautiful hair,,,,shining, streaming.....flaxen, waxen,,,
To: kevkrom
Now that Kerry cut I did hear on the snooze at the top of the hour. But the Presidents response to the reporter about Cheney? We won't hear that.
12 posted on
07/07/2004 12:38:45 PM PDT by
b4its2late
(John Kerry Edwards changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
To: All
BTW... any of y'all are free to distribute this one as you see fit.
15 posted on
07/07/2004 12:47:32 PM PDT by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: kevkrom
You can make fun of their hair, but I spoke to a Democrat who thinks it's a good ticket. Some people fall for looks, and they think Edwards is good-looking.
I'm undecided whether Bush can win, even though I want him to. He's coming to a university near me on Friday, and my county Republican committee said she only got 25 tickets to hand out. I wanted to go, but even the local newspaper says they don't have info as to how to get a ticket.
To: kevkrom
I read this article on Reuters today. It was written by Patricia Wilson.
18 posted on
07/07/2004 12:55:07 PM PDT by
Texagirl4W
(If President Bush loses the 2004 election because of his stand on abortion, he is still the winner.)
To: kevkrom
Maybe, but the quote is real....Holy Shiite!
20 posted on
07/07/2004 1:15:01 PM PDT by
j_tull
("I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.")
To: kevkrom
I guess both Johns have been grooming for the job.
24 posted on
07/07/2004 1:36:06 PM PDT by
Carry_Okie
(Privatizating environmental regulation is critical to national defense.)
To: kevkrom
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"After 9/11 - CUTE don't Cut It" =
...LAURA INGRAM, Talk Radio Network
.
25 posted on
07/07/2004 4:18:47 PM PDT by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 http://www.LZXRAY.com)
To: kevkrom
I prefer bald men with brains.
27 posted on
07/07/2004 8:26:23 PM PDT by
Milligan
To: kevkrom
New tagline assigned about 6 minutes before reading your hilarious post.
31 posted on
07/07/2004 9:12:11 PM PDT by
NautiNurse
("I served in Viet Nam, and we have better hair"----John F'n Kerry campaign platform)
To: kevkrom
"We've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair!"
32 posted on
07/07/2004 10:52:05 PM PDT by
adam_az
(Call your State Republican Party office and VOLUNTEER!!!!)
To: kevkrom; dirtboy; No Blue States; jocko12; snarkytart; Rokurota; b4its2late; IamConservative; ...
33 posted on
07/07/2004 10:59:32 PM PDT by
PhilDragoo
(Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
To: kevkrom
On a serious note, would you trust a man who spends more on his hair than his wife does, or the man who goes to the barber for a $15 college cut and does no more than wash and comb it in the morning? The former needs to consider his priorities.
35 posted on
07/07/2004 11:16:42 PM PDT by
Desdemona
("He throws like a girl." - my mom's observation of John Kerry)
To: kevkrom
The Democrat Party: From Blow Jobs to Blow Dry.
Gee, What a fabulous platform.
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