Perhaps Clinton's Hollywood buddies the Thomasons have adapted the script from one of those campy 70's mystery/comedy movies. All the VP candidates are flown into a central location for the announcement, just like all the goofy relatives in those flicks were conned into showing up to a reading of the will(in horse-riding duds, German military trenchcoats, and maid outfits), only to find out that all the money was left to the butler (or a Warren Buffett.)
X marks the spot, V is for VP, and W is for....
"Perhaps Clinton's Hollywood buddies the Thomasons have adapted the script from one of those campy 70's mystery/comedy movies. All the VP candidates are flown into a central location for the announcement,..."
Dear Mr. Squat:
I do believe you're on to something. But, may I offer a small improvement? Yes, they have borrowed a script, but it is one from that 'reality show' "Joe, the Bachelor" (or whatever, never watched it).
All the potential VP candidates will go to Teressa's farm and every few days JFK will kick another one 'off the farm'. We won't get to see the details off course, but we can stay glued to our TVs to see which candidate is being driven off in a horse drawn carraige (or hearse).
My uncle did the special effects on that film. Now you have the whole story. LOL.