Posted on 07/05/2004 11:23:41 AM PDT by pookie18
In an effort to balance the Democrat presidential ticket, John Forbes Kerry today named himself as his running mate.
In an email note to one million supporters and journalists, Mr. Kerry wrote, "The Kerry/Kerry ticket is all about inclusion, diversity and opening the flaps of the big tent we call the Democrat party."
The presidential hopeful said his VP pick "not only sees eye-to-eye with me on most issues, but also opposes me on most issues. No matter how a voter stands on any issue, he'll find what he's looking for in the Kerry/Kerry campaign."
ROFL ! Classic !
That's perfect satire!
That's pretty good!
Johnny Chuckle.
Priceless!
He was against nominating Kerry as Veep before he was for it.
JFK: "I support our troops."
JFK 2.0: "This war is a disgrace."
JFK: "I support a woman's right to choose."
JFK 2.0: "Life begins at conception."
JFK: "I'm a hunter. I'm not going to take away your guns."
JFK 2.0: "Nobody needs an AK-47 to hunt. Gimme that."
outstanding!
Kerry will break with tradition and choose six vice-presidents, explaining that the job is simply too big for one individual. If anything should happen to Kerry while in office, the country would have six people to immediately step in and get the job done.
Kerry will choose Dick Gephardt to cover the union vote.
Kerry will choose John Edwards to cover the trial lawyer and youth vote
Kerry will choose John Dean to cover the crazy vote
Kerry will choose Hillary Clinton to cover the women's vote
Kerry will choose Al Sharpton to cover the black whacko vote
Kerry will choose Wes Clark to cover the military vote
I bet he says no. lol
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