Luckless Casanova Caught Stark Naked

MSNBC ^ | 07/05/2004 | AP

[Roamin53]

Drunken Swede found stuck under a gate calls himself 'fine beef'The Associated Press Updated: 8:44 a.m. ET July 05, 2004OSLO, Norway - Police, ambulance and fire crews rescued a drunken Swede found trapped early Monday without any clothes after he tried to crawl under a gate in downtown Oslo.

The 22-year-old, who insisted upon being addressed as something that sounded like “fine beef” in Swedish, had tried to visit a Norwegian woman at her apartment house in the early hours.

When she refused to let him in, he turned to leave, but found

[Roamin53]

Sounds like fine beef would be cold in the Norwegian night.

[muir_redwoods]

Don't ya hate it when that happens

[Bob]

...was sent home with the recommendation to take a hot shower and a warm nap.

I would think a more appropriate recommendation would be for a cold shower. :=)

[martin_fierro]

You have, I suspect, an alibi.

[martin_fierro]

The 22-year-old, who insisted upon being addressed as something that sounded like “fine beef” in Swedish

Wotta meatball.

[uglybiker]

A Swedish meatball?

[mikrofon]

Ever optimistic, the man, whose real name was not released, urged reporters to say he’d gotten stuck while trying to save a kitten. Failing that, he asked them to mention that the object of his affections was “a real stunner.”

I believe the terms 'beeber stuner' were mentioned in the article...

[Lady Jag]

[BenLurkin]

“fine beef”

[asgardshill]

I believe the terms 'beeber stuner' were mentioned in the article.

OK, that tears it. I've seen those words in a lot of threads now, and just HAVE to know the thread where they first appeared.

C'mon, help a noob out - throw me a bone here.

[mikrofon]

Here ya go